I have had a new job the past few months. I'm out of the house for 12 hours at a time and then the rest I'm either asleep or doing other non clubby things.

But I have a week off coming up soon and I'm dedicating the first few days to you guys. I have watched my poor lil chatroom get quieter and quieter every day and I don't like it!

So on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday I shall be running small competitions! There will be day themes, 2 hourly themes and themes that will last for the week. I will grab a couple of people to judge the whole 3 day event and we'll have winners all over the place!

I have to go to work again now but when I get home all tired and dusty, I will work on getting some prizes, stamps and features for you all

As always I'll put up a poll closer to the time to remind ya

If you don't make an appearance.... I will find you

First off, all those that entered have done beautifully! Even if you haven't won I hope that you have had great fun and experience and will continue to enter our future competitions and collaborations.

Thank you to those that have voted

Everyone party for *Sirius-2 for his entry

Congratulations *Sirius-2 you have won so many great prizes for your amazing entry!

3 month sub from =moniqueamber

A personalised winner stamp from =3D-Asuarus

Journal features from ^joannastar, ^technographer, *LazyGunn, ^archanN, *KawaiiArt-uk, =shukugumo, =Jenbu3D and =moniqueamber

Well done *hbyberg for You have done very well!!!

You have also won many great prizes!!

1 month sub from =moniqueamber

A personalised runnerup stamp from =3D-Asuarus

Journal features from ^joannastar, ^technographer, *LazyGunn, ^archanN, *KawaiiArt-uk, =shukugumo, =Jenbu3D and =moniqueamber

Awesome! ~Increality with Its clear to see how much effort has gone into this piece!

You have won...

A personalised runnerup stamp from =3D-Asuarus

Journal features from ^joannastar, ^technographer, *LazyGunn, ^archanN, *KawaiiArt-uk, =shukugumo, =Jenbu3D and =moniqueamber

First off, all those that entered have done beautifully! Even if you haven't won I hope that you have had great fun and experience and will continue to enter our future competitions and collaborations.

Thank you to those that have voted

Everyone party for ~Sirius-2 for his entry

Congratulations ~Sirius-2 you have won so many great prizes for your amazing entry!

3 month sub from =moniqueamber

A personalised winner stamp from =3D-Asuarus

Journal features from ^joannastar, ^technographer, *LazyGunn, ^archanN, *KawaiiArt-uk, =shukugumo, =Jenbu3D and =moniqueamber

Well done ~hbyberg for You have done very well!!!

You have also won many great prizes!!

1 month sub from =moniqueamber

A personalised runnerup stamp from =3D-Asuarus

Journal features from ^joannastar, ^technographer, *LazyGunn, ^archanN, *KawaiiArt-uk, =shukugumo, =Jenbu3D and =moniqueamber

Awesome! ~Increality with Its clear to see how much effort has gone into this piece!

You have won...

A personalised runnerup stamp from =3D-Asuarus

Journal features from ^joannastar, ^technographer, *LazyGunn, ^archanN, *KawaiiArt-uk, =shukugumo, =Jenbu3D and =moniqueamber

Here are the winning entries to each of the contests.

The winner with most points of the month was with 47 out 60 points! Well done!!

To see the rest of the entries go to here

From the creation of this club I have always been asked for more specific types of

contests.

Every Monday go to the chat room at [link] and check the topic, there will be a new concept there for you

to completed by Saturday.

The weekend will then be used for people to vote on who they think has created the

best concept.

Thats right!!

After throwing you a poll and hoping your answer would be what we wanted, it was!!

=3D-Asuarus are throwing you a 7 Deadly Sins Competition!!

It will be lasting 2 months!!

Prizes!

But what's a competition without a few goodies to win??

1st place will receive...

3 month sub from =moniqueamber

A personalised winner stamp from :dev3DAsuarus:

Journal features from ^joannastar, ^technographer, *LazyGunn, ^archanN, =shukugumo, =Jenbu3D and ==moniqueamber

2nd place will receive...

1 month sub from =moniqueamber

A personalised runnerup stamp from :dev3DAsuarus:

Journal features from ^joannastar, ^technographer, *LazyGunn, ^archanN, =shukugumo, =Jenbu3D and ==moniqueamber

3rd place will receive...

A personalised runnerup stamp from :dev3DAsuarus:

Journal features from ^joannastar, ^technographer, *LazyGunn, ^archanN, =shukugumo, =Jenbu3D and ==moniqueamber

The Rules

This competition has started on the 1st July and will end on the 31st August. Giving you 2 months to create your masterpieces!

The theme is 7 Deadly Sins. They are: Lust, Gluttony, Greed, Sloth,

Wrath, Envy and Pride. Google and Wiki both offer information on what 7 Deadly Sins are, you can choose to use 1 or multiple sins in your entry.

You may enter 2 deviations.

The entry must be created with a 3D software.

It can have post-work done on it but must be visibly at least 50% 3D.

The entry must be created for this competition and uploaded in the time

that this competition has been set.

It must be suitable for family viewing and so please no porn or need for the mature tag!

A wireframe version must be uploaded as well for judging.

If you would like help or critic on your WIP's then you can post a link in our forum at [link] or pop in the chat room at [link] and someone will try to help you!

Any questions regarding this competition can be sent to =moniqueamber in note form

This competition will be judged half by poll and half by judges, so to avoid bias and popularity winning.

We reserve the right to decline any entries that do not follow the rules

Thats right! We're on facebook!

Too many people are like "OMG I totally forgot about that contest!" But not anymore! Get all your updates over at [link]

Perfect for all you little facebook addicts!

We know someone donated a year, but who??

We need a new pro to interview! If you have seen an amazing 3D artist on here or infact you are one and you get paid for your amazingness note us and we'd love to interview you/them!

The chat room is still alive and kicking and lately seems to have grown somewhat popular. How? Why? We do not know...

What is known is that every last Sunday of the month a speed modelling competition is run for you and every 3D artist on DA that wants to join.

So if next Sunday 31st you find yourself without motivation and a life, come along to [link] and you will find many other like you, we'll put a spark under you! If you win you will have a month of fame in the chatroom and a lifetime in the 's!!

As this is the first full Job opportunities segment then I'll do a little promoting first

If anyone is looking to set up a project or list a job with a payment then please note Jenbu3D if you would like to be featured in this journal.
We will be posting anything from Logo design, Concept art, indie game to 3d modelling so please don't be shy. We have a talented group of people that is in or associated with us .

If we don't get any notes then we'll pick a selection from the job or project forums here at DA or what ever I can find ^_^

Concept Artists....Hex-girl Is looking for character artists by the looks of it to design characters for a table top game. Prices differ from piece to piece.

Cover Artists...jwschnarr Is looking for a cover artist to create a cover for his POD short story collection called "Shadows of the Emerald City". It is a collection of horror/fantasy stories

1985-MOD Are looking for Prop artists. They are a community project that is working with the Half life 2 engine.If you would like to help out then follow the link and introduce yourself on the forum or contact Anthony at arpbarker@hotmail.com

Game Artist...dodgingtires is looking for a game artist to help bring thier RPG to life. From what I gather it is to colour the world map and bring it to life.

If you are looking for a job in any industry that involves art, then make sure you have an uptodate portfolio and if your doing 3d then a good demo reel would go a long long way

Any comments about this journal please see Jenbu3D

Hopefully most of you have heard of the ever famous DA dAmnIt!

This is 3D-Asuarus's version of it.

Send us your funny quotes from the chatroom in a note to us with the subject "3DLawl", make sure to clear it up and get rid of timestamps and other things that aren't needed to make it funny.

If you make a stamp for 3DLawl, please let us know and we'll feature it here and the chatroom

Hmm I'm not sure which is more annoying, the fact that this hasn't picked up alot of interest or the fact that i have to scroll down all the time when i want to view the new ones, let me know if I should move the quotes to an order of Newest to Oldest (If you're going to ask what do I mean by that, go drop dead somewhere, you dont deserve to have that brain of your's T_T).

And peeps it ain't so hard to submit u know, if u cant be bothered atleast copy paste the funny stuff to a note and send it either to me or the club unrefined, I dont mind cleaning it really so keep ur eyes open i want those damn quotes T_T.

Teh lolAdministrator ~WiZE183

<gnrluv> darkauraSoulstealer: yeah... except it makes my hair all frizzy. i straighten it everyday, and then the rain makes me have corkscrews

<anarchist-kevin>thats the gods of metal telling you to leave your hair curly

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<anarchist-kevin>o.o

<WiZE183>lolfail

<anarchist-kevin>gnrluv:

<gnrluv>anarchist-kevin: im confused

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<gnrluv>haha ok

<gnrluv>i guess that clears things up for me?

<WiZE183>anarchist-kevin: is that one of yer pick-up lines.. faces?

<yrohmstr>WiZE183: he goes into bars with an elaborate set of masks

<yrohmstr>it scares off the other males

<WiZE183>

<anarchist-kevin>WiZE183: the ladies love it

<yrohmstr>so he can choose his mate

<anarchist-kevin>WiZE183: you should try it

<Abhishrut>

<anarchist-kevin>this guy makes me want to punch him in the face

<anarchist-kevin>D:

<Abhishrut>

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<Abhishrut>

<anarchist-kevin>

<WiZE183>u two have shit for brains =_____________=

<Increality>

<anarchist-kevin>WiZE183:

<WiZE183>i rest my case =____=

<Increality>lmao

<Abhishrut>/ban

<Abhishrut>/ban

<Abhishrut>/ban

<WiZE183>Abhishrut: u must be an experiment in artificial stupididy O_o

<Abhishrut>WiZE183: +duke nukem told me, i am an inspiration for birthcontrol

<WiZE183>

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<3D-Bot>Abhishrut: Welcome to =3D-Asuarus! The Club 'n' Chat would be nothing without you!

<Security16>WiZE183 Abhishrut MANLOVE NOW!!!!!!

<Abhishrut>Security16:

<Security16>Abhishrut dont make me get out the double ended dildo and rape you both with it

<WiZE183>moniqueamber: uve got a ridiculous amount of man problems

<moniqueamber>WiZE183, I am currently away. Reason: not here..

<Abhishrut>

<Abhishrut>like, pain in the balls?

<Abhishrut>

<WiZE183>yea

<Abhishrut>

A discussion about the perks of Fable 2 on a quiet evening ^___^

<sentimentalfreak>moniqueamber:i like to make love to lots of wenches and have lots of kids

<moniqueamber>sentimentalfreak: i had a baby and then killed the father, bastard child protection took the baby

<moniqueamber>sentimentalfreak: but its ok, i had another family elsewhere

<darkauraSoulstealer>moniqueamber: lmfao*

<sentimentalfreak>moniqueamber: are you evil?

<moniqueamber>sentimentalfreak: ummm.... well i did slaughter a village....

<moniqueamber>sentimentalfreak: i dont think im evil.. just.. troubled

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<3D-Bot> sentimentalfreak: Welcome to =3D-Asuarus! Wow!! A Winner... in here

<WiZE183> sentimentalfreak:

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<3D-Bot> AlphaMike1: Welcome to =3D-Asuarus! Made anything new lately?

<WiZE183> AlphaMike1:

<suzannedesantiago> someone is feeling touchy...

<AlphaMike1> hey

<WiZE183> AlphaMike1:

<WiZE183> suzannedesantiago:

<AlphaMike1> why am i being strokedf

<suzannedesantiago> i sort of feel dirty now...

<suzannedesantiago> what's that fluid over there?

<WiZE183> AlphaMike1 suzannedesantiago aww comon u like it

<moniqueamber>Coresk: you picking on my bot!

<Coresk>moniqueamber: no... its picking on me

<WiZE183>moniqueamber: i pick on ur bot every mornin >_>

<moniqueamber>WiZE183: yea, but thats only because my bot has a bigger penis than you, and its female

<WiZE183>moniqueamber: >_>

<Sha-X-doW>commanda:

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<3D-Bot>WiZE183: Welcome to =3D-Asuarus! You're just so damn helpful! We don't deserve you!

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<WiZE183>sentimentalfreak: Me estoy putiando a tu hermana = I am fucking your sister

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<Security16>darkauraSoulstealer my poota does have a nice rack

<sentimentalfreak>WiZE183: hot, my fat manly hairy sister would love you

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